Traveling is no fun

Going from place to place every week some times becomes a hassle, especially when it comes to flying. Here are a number of reasons why.

1. The airports are so crowded nowadays. You zig zag through endless long lines like animals waiting to get slaughtered.

2. The kiosk machines to check you in never read your credit card correctly.

3. You have to pay 25 bucks for your first bag and another 15 for your second.

4. You strip down practically to your undies to get through the metal detector, while the TSA agents stare you down like vultures over roadkill.

5. The flight is delayed because of weather or mechanical problems or the flight crew issues or late passengers

6. Your carry-on is so big it hits passengers in the head as you try to stuff it into the overhead compartment.

7. The person sitting behind you feels the need to slam their tray table up and down every 5 seconds.

8. The person sitting behind you pretty much reclines your seat to get in and out of their chair.

9. Infants who cry nonstop. This is the best on night flights when you are trying to get some sleep. Well for me I don't sleep because I think we're going to crash or the plane will rip apart in midair, but the cries drown out my ipod which is annoying.

10. No food is given besides 10 teeny tiny pretzels and a shot glass size soda.

11. Lastly, your luggage gets lost because some guy with the earmuffs had a bad day and you find out it is travelling on a plane to somewhere on the other side of the world.


My 10 year plan to get avoid all this...

Nice right? I thought so.